elfhome
04-21-2008, 02:44 PM
Are they merely in hiding - using us humans to spread their politics until the day when they rise up and take over with a great screaming and flapping of wings? Are they merely too bored with silly things like human beings and world domination and allowed us to run the world because it's boring? Or are they merely there in the background, nudging the chosen few in the right direction?
Hmmm. The signs are there... So, what proof is there that birds rule the world?
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We have 'parrot owners' that are actually ruled by their parrots. Many parrot owners have become consumed with researching parrots, and what I call Poopology.
I care more about parrot nutrition than I do about silly things like Taxes or the Democratic Debate. The only reason I know anything about what is going on in the world is because Bella loves listening to NPR. I end up listening to the news all day just to make her happy. My fridge has more food for Bella than it does for me. Sometimes I can't find people food so I eat some seeds.
Hmmm. The signs are there... So, what proof is there that birds rule the world?
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We have 'parrot owners' that are actually ruled by their parrots. Many parrot owners have become consumed with researching parrots, and what I call Poopology.
I care more about parrot nutrition than I do about silly things like Taxes or the Democratic Debate. The only reason I know anything about what is going on in the world is because Bella loves listening to NPR. I end up listening to the news all day just to make her happy. My fridge has more food for Bella than it does for me. Sometimes I can't find people food so I eat some seeds.